another [funny] 'o.O survey'

1.paano kung masagasaan ka ngayon?

o.O ahmmmmm? gabi na e. madilim na masyado. takot akong lumabas. hahahahahaha. kung masagasaan ako ngayon, i'll call the police. then, the police will call me and say "ambobo mo." hahahaha

2.paano kung yung mahal mo may mahal ng iba?

o.O kakanta na lang ako ng "paru-parong bukid." hahahahahahahaha

3.paano kung hindi ka makaget over sa ex mo?

o.O alam ko namang hindi din siya maka-get over sakin e. bwahahahahahaha

4.paano kung mamatay ka na ngayon, ano ang gusto mo sbhin sa mga mahal mo?

o.O sasabihin ko, go to my multiply account andun na yung message ko. ready ako for this. comment ka ha. XD hahahahahaha

5.paano kung yung papakasalan mo,hindi sumipot sa kasal niyo?

o.O bwahahahaha, sasabihin ko sa mga guests, isang malutong na joke joke joke!!! XD

7.paano kung nahuli ka ng parents mo na may girlfriend/boyfriend ka?

o.O may masama ba dun? hahaha

8.paano kung hindi talaga kayo ng boyfriend/girlfriend mo?

o.O teka, sino bang nagsabing kami nga? assuming siya ha. BWAHAHAHAHA

9.paano kung yung ex mo,nagkagusto sa bestfriend mo,at niligawan siya ng bestfriend mo?ano gagawin mo?

o.O in the first place, no best friend. sabihin na natin na friend lang... hahahaha. nakakatouch ka naman. ex na nga diba. may x na siya sa mukha. past na. bwahahaha

10.paano kung yung kaaway mo,naging crush mo na pala?ano gagawin mo?

o.O i-ka-crush ko siya. whatever happens.

11.paano kung yung bestfriend mo,naging best enemy mo?

o.O so, anong bago dun? joke hahahahahahaha. andami namang friends diyan. ilang bilyon ang tao sa mundo.

12.paano kung bumagsak ka sa isang subject,sa tingin mo ano magiging reaction ng magulang mo?

o.O kaya nga may drop diba. XD in case of emergency, pwede namang sisihin sa external forces. XD

13.paano kung mahal mo na isang tao,ano na gagawin mo?

o.O anong bago dito? bwahaha. joke. e di try ko namang murahin. mahal, mura. saya.

14.paano kung natrap kayo sa isang room ng lalakeng/babaeng mahal mo at alam mong mahal ka din niya,ano gagawin mo?

o.O magpropose na ang dapat dyan. kapag hindi niya tinanggap, iiwan ko siya sa loob. bwahahahaha. joke XD

15.paano kung yung mahal mo,adik pala?

o.O huh? yak. in the first place, di naman ang engotski na di mahalata na adik siya. baka naman kasi adik lang siya sa pagkain ng cotton buds na nagamit na. acceptable. XD

16.paano kung yung ex mo,gustong makipagbalikan sayo?

o.O ah. may nakalimutan lang yun. hahahaha

17.paano kung nabuntis mo ang isang babaeng ayaw na ayaw mo?

o.O bata ba talaga laman? sana kabag lang. hahaha.

18.paano kung nabad influence ka ng barkada mo?

o.O naku naman. ako pa. mababad influence? sus! banal to. joke.

19.paano kung nagkabalikan kayo ng ex mo?

o.O grin.

20.paano kung natae ka sa sasakyan?

o.O may magagawa ba yung sasakyan? hahaha, di naman kikibo yun. hahaha. yung carseat pwede pa.

21.paano kung ito na ang hule mong araw sa mundo?

o.O de naman sana ganyan ang pagsasaleta ng survey no. hahahaha. e di last day. so what. kitakits na lang sa kabilang buhay. XD

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